Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why the Opposition to I-933 Asks You to Vote Against Fairness

By Steve Hammond with apologies to David Letterman

10. Government having to be accountable for its actions is too complicated.

9. Sure, thousands of farmers are sponsoring and supporting this initiative, be we found one against it willing to go on TV.

8. Lawyers might argue over the meaning of words the rest of us understand.

7. Compensating someone for damage to their property is too vague.

6. Making elected officials think about what they are doing goes too far.

5. Government actions affect constituents?

4. Elected officials might not be able to stop themselves from damaging property.

3. The Earth's planetary status might go the way of Pluto.

2. This is too costly. You can't expect government to pay for all the damage they cause.

1. Trust us. We'll fix the problem after the election.



At 6:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just common sense, we need to vote yes on Initiative 933.



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